The Toughest Job

LORRAINE CANDY: My face painting at the school fair was a load of Jackson Pollocks

when the list went up for school fair volunteers, I thought 'why not?' If I was a more organised working mother I'd help the school out more, but I'm not, so this was the least I could do wasn't it?

LORRAINE CANDY: My face painting at the school fair was a load of Jackson Pollocks

Face Paint Pirate

This design is simple and quick, so handy for younger children. To make it even easier supply a cardboard eyepatch and just use brown and black face paint to create beard, mustache and bushy eyebrows.